Saturday, 18 August 2007

Binyavanga Wainaina Owes Nigerians An Apology


Businesses always seek to add value to their shareholder investments; at the same time, they aim to satisfy the interests of other stakeholders. It is in juggling these stakeholder interests that conflicts arise but it is always in the best interest of the business to satisfy the interests of the businesses’ core stakeholders first.

Many businesses in Nigeria are beginning to re-appraise their true corporate social responsibility (CSR) roles. Few have gone a step further and have incorporated CSR as a core part of their daily business activities, just like other business activities such as production, marketing and sales. In this regard, companies like MTN, Globacom, UBA and Oceanic Bank readily come to mind. These companies have now created special Foundations into which fixed percentages of their annual profits are channelled to be used for corporate social responsibility initiatives.

L-R Chimamanda Adichie & Binyavanga Wainaina at the workshop

Photo credits: Ahaoma Kanu

It is probably this line of thinking that influenced Fidelity Bank Plc and their arts loving managing director, Mr. Reginald Ihejiahi to sponsor the creative writing workshop which recently held in Lagos – Nigeria. The bank invited Nigeria’s Orange prize award – winning writer Chimamanda Adichie as the lead facilitator.

Kenyan – born Commonwealth prize winning writer, Binyavanga Wainaina was also part of the facilitation team, likewise Nigerian – born fountain of Afro-centric knowledge, the very respectable Chinweizu.

I heard about the workshop before travelling to Nigeria from the UK and had included it in my to-attend list while in Nigeria. Unfortunately i didn’t make it to the workshop due to other engagements but i was able to catch up through the several media reports about the workshop afterwards, especially the report filed by Ahaoma Kanu of the National Daily newspaper.

I was almost singing the praises of Fidelity Bank for coming to the aid of arts in Nigeria through the sponsorship of the creative writing workshop while granting an interview to Ahaoma Kanu at the Ikeja office of the National Daily newspaper, when in the course of our banter, Ahaoma raised the issue of something Binyavanga Wainaina had written about the Igbos in his article titled – How To Write About Africa.

I couldn’t believe my ears and had to actually search for the article myself on the internet to confirm that Ahaoma wasn’t peddling pepper-soup joint rumour. I couldn’t also believe that Binyavanga had actually written these words in his article – “The Ancient Wise Man always comes from a noble tribe (not the money-grubbing tribes like the Gikuyu, the Igbo or the Shona)”.

This is almost like one saying that Kenyan women and East African women are women of easy virtue, would this not amount to one inviting the pronouncement of 'feminine Fatwa' on oneself? Such unfounded allegations and stereotypes will not do the African people any good, but rather supports the subservient 'Master's mentality' - the act of sacrificing the interests of the African people to please the Guv'nors in the west.

I have since read and re-read the said article trying to understand from where Binyavanga was coming from, unfortunately i could not. Therefore, it will be difficult for me to rationalise his reasons for fuelling further the stereotype of the Igbos being‘money – grubbing people’.

Had i stumbled upon Binyavanga’s prejudiced and biased view about Ndigbo while the workshop was still on in Lagos, perhaps i would have endeavoured to attend one of the sessions with the hope of engaging him in banter to find out the source of his ‘money-grubbing’ theory.

I would also have used the opportunity to remind him that Richard Ihejiahi, the man who facilitated his trip to Nigeria is of the Igbo tribe, and that the bank itself (Fidelity Bank, formerly Fidelity Union Merchant Bank) was co-founded by another Igbo man in the person of Chief Onwuka Kalu of Onwuka Hi-Tek fame (Okpuzu of Igbo land). I wonder if Binyavanga would have turned down the offer and the money from Fidelity Bank to take part in the workshop had he known that his honorarium was coming from an Igbo bank managing director. Would he have still gone ahead to also ‘grab’ or ‘grub’ his own share just like the ‘money – grubbing Igbos’?

Perhaps Reginald Ihejiahi and his team at Fidelity Bank were not aware of Binyavanga’s views about Ndigbo; i would really love to know what they would have done had they been aware of Binyavanga’s Igbo bias. Would they have still paid his flight ticket, put him up in a five star hotel and feted him like a celebrity if they knew what he thinks about them?

Perhaps this would serve as a lesson not only to Fidelity Bank but also to other Nigerian businesses that are increasingly importing ‘foreign experts’ to facilitate seminars and workshops in Nigeria. My advice is that they should check out the credentials of such people and their antecedents before signing their cheque. Were this (Binyavanga’s race blunder and prejudice) to have taken place in the western world; it would have been classified as a public relations disaster for all the parties concerned.

The case of Jade Goody and her racial slur against Shilpa Shetty while both were in the United Kingdom Celebrity Big Brother house could be used as an example here. In the aftermath of the crises, Channel Four lost a major advertiser – Carphone Warehouse which pulled out from sponsoring the reality show as it didn’t want its corporate image to be tarnished by association. Within days after the crises broke out, Jade Goody lost several of her endorsement deals and major high street shops stopped stocking her newly introduced line of perfumes. Till date, all the parties involved in the controversy are still licking their wounds and counting their financial losses.

What Binyavanga said about the Igbos also reminds me of Baroness Dianne Abbott who visited Nigeria in 2006 and was feted by Nigerian government officials on tax payers money, only to come back to the UK to write a damning article about Nigeria, comparing Nigeria to her home country – Jamaica in an article titled; Think Jamaica is Bad? Try Nigeria.

Nigeria and indeed Ndigbo do not need two-faced friends at this stage in our national life. While recognising that Binyavanga has the freedom to write whatever he likes protected by poetic license, it is also important to recognise that Ndigbo also have a right to correct any wide-off-the-mark prejudiced comments about them, as such do indeed create misunderstandings and even affect the psyche and sense of identity of the younger Igbo generation.

Again i wonder if Binyavanga is aware that his new chum, Chimamanda Adichie is also Igbo, and if in the course of his interactions with her, she had exhibited any traits to make him come to the conclusion that Ndigbo are truly big – time hustlers as he insinuated in his article.

And speaking about Chimamanda, I would like to believe that she is not aware of what Binyavanga said about her people; else one would have expected her to demand a clarification or even an outright apology. Perhaps it is for this reason that she should mind the company she keeps. As an 'Igbocentric', I’m sure that she knows that even the elders would counsel her likewise.

Since Binyavanga and his race in Kenya do not like money, nor grub for money like the Igbos, I do hope that he went to Nigeria for free, or that he left part of his cheque for the use of local orphanages in Nigeria or even in his home country, else if he goes ahead to spend the Fidelity Bank cheque he must have received, then i don’t see how different he or members of his race are to the Igbo race he derided.

It would help the African literary course if Binyavanga sets out to educate himself a little more about the Igbos seeing that he is now benefiting from them. While he is at it, he might as well educate himself about other African tribes and races so that he would be in a better position to educate his readers and inform them accurately about their culture instead of reinforcing stereotypes that are well-worn and outdated.

I am sure that Chimamanda Adichie, Reginald Ihejiahi and all the other Igbo people Binyavanga came in contact with while he was in Nigeria would have shown him a sample of Igbo hospitality, the next stage will be for them to teach him the age-old Igbo mantra of hardwork (Igba mbo, onye luo, ya erie), and that being enterprising is not the same as ‘grubbing’ for money.

Perhaps an apology from Binyavanga Wainaina and a clarification from both Fidelity Bank and Chimamanda Adichie may be necessary at this stage to prevent the Nze na Ozors in Igbo land from calling on their Chi and on Amadioha to get on Binyavanga’s case. We don’t want that, do we?

34 comments:

Kevin said...

Sounds like you're being just a little bit oversensitive.

Having read the original article it's pretty clear that it's being written in an ironic tone, it's not serious advice about how to write. That suggests that the contents are not what the writer himself believes but what he is trying to discredit.

It's about the same level of offensiveness as making comments about Scottish people being mean with their money.

A quick search reveals that the author is himself Gikuyu, one of the tribes referred to as "money-grubbing".

Anonymous said...

Na wao. I think you totally misread the Granta essay!

Angry Warri boy said...

Kevin was very nice to you o. Very nice gentleman.
I read your article after a link to it was posted on our blog. For clarification: I am (yes, present tense) a member of the writers’ workshop that ran in Lagos last month. We set up a blog; a virtual workshop still being facilitated by Binyavanga and Chimamanda. I am going to speak to you as one Nigerian to another. I am not going to pussy-foot and I will try to make myself as clear as possible so that I am not misread and misquoted in another demand-for-apology, self promoting blog entry.
Wetin dey do you?! Did we read the same article?
You say Mr. Wainana is a bigot? First off, he is a HE, not a SHE. And the article was making a point about stereotypes. Stereotypes! The man is Kikiyu, for chrissakes. One of the money-grubbing tribes he’s accused of insulting. He was talking about the fact (?) that lazy oyibo writers in a hotel in an African city (any African capital) would pick a stereotype and present it as fact while hiding behind the I-am-writing-about-Africa-so-I-care attitude.
The joke was on them, not on you and your false Igbo-fidelity-bank-I-love-Adichie sensibilities. Who demands an apology? Nigerians? No.
I remember your type. It was people like you who made me hate literature while in school. People like you with no sense of depth in reading, with no understanding beyond the literal. We had a few of them come visit us at the workshop – we couldn’t stand them. With their pretentiousness and grandiose opinions of their talents, they came across as ignorant, talent-less, know-it-alls. You were the ones who squandered the legacy gifted you by the greats of the sixties – the Soyinkas, the Achebes, etc. It was your type who crucified Cyprian Ekwensi’s “Jagua Nana” as glorified Onitsha Market literature only to praise it as relevant witness-fiction after the Oyibo’s accepted it. Then you stifled voices that tried to show us what we were like – that some of us liked video games, that some of us were from places in the Delta, in the savannah, in the cities.You want to know who has the colonial mentality? Look in the mirror, Uche, look in the mirror.
Please go and take a secondary school course in comprehension – a good class 2 reader will help – before you post second-hand nonsense on your blog. And remember, you’re Nigerian – our people will not let you get away with rubbish. How’s that for a stereotype?
Behave yourself o.

ayotundegirl said...

This article is very harsh and you spit venomous bitterness and i think what you have written is childish. I was ashamed after i read your article and then discovered that the writer himself is from one of the money-grubbing tribes. we just don't read anything we see, a good and intelligent reader must read and understand. i think you are just one of those that just read, it is obvious that you are not an intelligent one. you should apologise to Binyavanga, chimamanda and the organizers of the workshop.
We don't need enmity amongst we africans, you could have started that with this offensive article of yours. Africa must be one.
it is worst of all that you had to add the "chi and amadiora part".
i worry about your mind. you must work on our mind.
i wonder what we Edos will do after the comments about us being of easy virtue...

Anonymous said...

So you "read" and "reread" the article, you took it literally, and the comment about the Igbo was the only thing you had a problem with??

Angry Warri boy said...

I read and re-read your article again and . . . kai . . . it is still annoying.
As my guys for town go say, "You be real Fake guy o!"
"Feted and dined by fidelity bank?" "Five Star treatment?"
Guy, did you even bother to check your facts? Let me educate you: The Lagos workshop was planned as early as April. Entries were asked for in April and May. Binyavanga had already commited himself for free. Fidelity got involved later on when Miss Adichie won the Orange prize.
Five Star treatment? Myself and The Binj jumped Danfo together.
Like the guy above just wrote: if you read the article literally, how come the money comment was the only one you found disgusting?
But I think your strategy has worked o. You've gotten your fifteen minutes.kai, I hope he knows what that means o We actually are discussing you on our blog... That ends now.

Anonymous said...

Go to naijablog and comment o Uche! We are waiting for your response!

Anonymous said...

Onwuka Kalu is the Okpuzu of Abiriba and not the Okpuzu of Igboland!

Anonymous said...

And Diane Abbott is not a Baronness. She is an MP and sits in the House of Commons, not a peer sitting in the House of Lords.

You have so many facts wrong, how can anyone believe you to be credible.

lola said...

Uche if you are not careful Chi and Amadioha that you mentioned will come and strike that your "CNN mouth". Next time, make sure you "read" and "re-read" and "re-re-read" over and over again and understand before you start blabbing.

Anonymous said...

The joke has always been that Americans do not get irony, I didn't know the same applied to my fellow Nigerians

Anonymous said...

And by the way the MD of Fidelity Union is Reginald Ihejiahi, not Richard Ihejiahi.

chikwe ihekweazu said...

Uche...

I loved your book, I know you love your country, and you love NdiIgbo. But my brother you got it wrong this time. So badly wrong! Sometimes like Betty Irabor of Genevieve did recently ...you should put your hands up, apologise to Binyanvanga. Do it man!

chikwe

Shylle said...

I'm ashamed of myself for leaving a comment on your blog. It cheapens me really. The proverb says "never argue with a fool; people might not know the difference."

People, abeg know the difference o! I just dey yab this mumu o, I no sabi am.

I've met The Binj (as he's popularly called) one-on-one and I must say he's not what you labeled him. He's one of the wittiest people I've ever met and he doesn't carry a bagful of issues around like you do.

I won't go the way of others by telling you that you didn't understand the article you read.
I won't blame you for that. You can't actually "do more than your brain."

I would blame you instead for running your mouth. So, un-read what you've read, and stop reading all together if it's too much of an effort for you.

You hear?

Omo Alagbede said...

My response to this embarrasingly ignorant piece is titled HOW NOT TO WRITE ABOUT BINYAVANGA, and is at http://omoalagbede.blogspot.com/2007/08/how-not-to-write-about-binyavanga.html

unstrung said...

It is clear that Binya was, without a doubt, being ironic. His attack was on foreign writers who write in cliche and stereotype about things they know very little; people who make crude generalisations based on very little knowledge. You have, there is no doubt, completely misunderstood the tone of his piece.

Chinyere Kalu said...

“The foolish and the uneducated have little use for freedom.”

Most of the replies to Uche’s post (and they could all be coming from one source) indicate a level of monotonous pettiness that has now become the order of the day ever since some uneducated Nigerians discovered the use of the Internet. Uche has spotted a something erroneous with someone’s bigoted opinion about members of his tribe, and he is not allowed to pass judgement on his own blog! Unreal!

An impostor regrettably named “Angry Warri Boy” feels that the only way he could face up to Uche’s views is to serve cheap insults and in the process offer nothing more than expose his own prejudice. He then backs himself up by posting under other names and dropping anonymous comments. Anyway, let me forcefully invite myself to your audacious “insult-trading” world. My name is Chinyere Kalu, I am Igbo (No apologies), and yes I am offended by the article that Uche’s post attends to!

Anyway, “goody-two-shoes” claims to be a member of some faceless writers’ workshop in Lagos. I am assuming that he also purports to be a writer, well I can tell him this for free - Nigeria will never be indebted to you and/or your esteemed knowledge on the subject. You only serve as a reminder to many others that free education (UPN in your case) can sometimes be wasted on certain individuals. To cut you some slack, and absolve you from a lot of blame – Nigerian education has undoubtedly failed you.

Let’s take you seriously for one minute, and I know this might sound unfeasible. In your low-impact haste to make yourself heard, you failed the simplest of tasks. You failed to read accurately the article that you ‘appear’ to criticise. It was a botched effort and I sincerely want to believe that someone didn’t read Uche’s post to you. Either way, make yet another effort to get it read to you again!


At no point did Uche refer to Wainaina (not Wainana as your response states) as a SHE. He even posted a picture of Wainaina for crying out loud! And unless you ‘bat the other way’, its pretty apparent that Wainaina is a guy! So that was a cheap shot, not that you will know one if it smacked you full in the face, just like you wouldn’t know a well written article if one rolled over you. God help your writer’s group. What is it? A meeting of the brainless?

Now to your other ‘points’ – speaking to you as one Nigerian to another – how loutish. You state that Wainaina is also from Gikiyu (kikiyu), so what? Is your head so far up your backside that you can’t seem to see how dim-witted that observation is? Since he has such a weak opinion about his people, he could have left it at that. You seem to ‘think’ that his people would ignore his remarks just because he is one of them. How clever. And then you go on to write about “false-fidelity-bank-I-love Adichie-sensibilities”. Was that your infantile way of exposing yourself as a bigot? Your juvenile behaviour doesn’t stop there. You also remind us that you hated literature while in school because of the ‘likes’ of Uche. Was that the real reason? Judging from your submission, I think that the reason why you couldn’t ‘crack’ the subject runs much deeper than that. I will suggest you try the mirror therapy yourself, and see what stares back at you. “An uneducated person is like an unpolished mirror”

You ask the writer to go back to Secondary school and take a comprehension lesson, another regrettable but expected comment. Well that is rich coming from a yob like you. You sign off by reminding the writer that ‘our’ people will not let him get away with rubbish. Was that meant to be a threat?

I wouldn’t bother commenting on your next post, and the anonymous ones that follow. They all reinforce my conviction that intellectual midgets like you should be kept away from the use of the internet. You said you were discussing Uche on your blog, and you also talk about his 15 minutes of fame? Pity! Uche lest you haven’t noticed, has appeared on CNN and the BBC. The closest you will get to any of these news outlets is thru your neighbour’s TV Set!


And to Ayotunde Girl, who could be Warri Boy in disguise. Spitting venomous bitterness? Being Childish? Are we all reading the same post? Or are you a paid up member of Warri Boy’s fictitious writer’s group? How untrained. And what exactly was your point?

None!

Another reason why Yar’adua must address the educational needs of our people with intense exigency. The likes of Ayotunde Girl may have escaped, but he owes it to every Nigerian not to fill our surroundings with her type!


And then there is Shylle, a wannabe comedian. You had me in stitches! You must be a very funny person, as witty as “The Binj” – NOT!
‘Brown-nosing’ Binj wouldn’t get you anywhere; trying being your own person, I am sure your ‘brain’ can do more. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life as a cheerleader and watch your superior brain deteriorate? But then again, maybe you should not be allowed to make your mind up.




“Your African characters may include naked warriors, loyal servants, diviners and seers, ancient wise men living in hermitic splendour. Or corrupt politicians, inept polygamous travel-guides, and prostitutes you have slept with. The Loyal Servant always behaves like a seven-year-old and needs a firm hand; he is scared of snakes, good with children, and always involving you in his complex domestic dramas. The Ancient Wise Man always comes from a noble tribe (not the money-grubbing tribes like the Gikuyu, the Igbo or the Shona). He has rheumy eyes and is close to the Earth. The Modern African is a fat man who steals and works in the visa office, refusing to give work permits to qualified Westerners who really care about Africa. He is an enemy of development, always using his government job to make it difficult for pragmatic and good-hearted expats to set up NGOs or Legal Conservation Areas. Or he is an Oxford-educated intellectual turned serial-killing politician in a Savile Row suit. He is a cannibal who likes Cristal champagne, and his mother is a rich witch-doctor who really runs the country.”

@Omo Alagbede, the less said about you the better.

Bitchy said...

Chinyere Kalu, the "faceless writers’ workshop in Lagos" to which you refer, is the workshop that was run by Binyavanga and Chimamanda, which your dear friend Uche Nworah claims he was unable to attend "due to other engagements".

I attended that workshop alongside Shylle, Ayotunde Girl, Omo Alagbede, Angry Warri Boy, and a few others who left comments here and on NaijaBlog.

It seems that you, like your friend Uche here, have failed to spot the irony in Mr. Wainana's entire piece, and have again quoted it out of context. Perhaps you ought to step back from the "monotonous pettiness" that you wrongly deem yourself to be better than and actually obtain a copy of the Granta Africa Issue in which it was first published. Maybe then you will understand that "How to Write About Africa" was a satirical piece - I believe 'satire' is a word Uche Nworah used when publicising his own novel on Amazon? Perhaps he can explain its meaning to you seeing as you STILL don't get it.

(It's hilarious how this time yesterday I had no clue who Uche Nworah was. I have a feeling the same is true for a lot of the others here and on NaijaBlog. It's no wonder several people have taken to alleging that this entire thing was just a pathetic publicity stunt)

Shylle said...

Having been labeled a comedian (God bless my humorous soul!), I should perhaps splash some more ridicule on my dear Uche and his advocate cum supporter cum fan cum worshiper, (and perhaps a secret lover too!)

Perhaps as the intelligent Chinyere(Chi baby!) has insinuated, maybe she's also the same person as Mr Uche, who after 18 comments still can't say anything on his own blog! Kai! Instead a faceless barrister has stepped into his defense. Hmm, isn't that as fishy as me, Bitchy, Angry Warri Boy, Ayotunde, and a host of anonymous bloggers being the same person? Fishy fishy, I dare say. Chi baby and Uche even sound the same, don't they? Well, like minds...

Simply put, Chinyere is just as obtuse as her oga is. After such comments, they still can't relax and properly digest the article they've mis-interpreted. I still maintain: some people shouldn't be allowed to read at all, let alone write.

At least until they can comprehend.


Chei! I won't forgive you for this o! You just made me burn my Indomie...

Angry Warri boy said...

So Mr Nworah Still doesn't get it. Very sad, isn't it?

Omo Alagbede said...

Bahind efri sussessful, award-winning, one-ting one-ting "Uche Nworah", is a proud and admiring Barrister "Chi baby" (Thanks Shylle for this apt appelation!).

Honestly, after reading Chi baby's internet rant, in which she tactfully and expertly evades all checkpoints of sense, reason and matter (obviously she is a good student of Mr. Long Harmattan Season), it occurred to me that perhaps this (her defence) is what you get when you allow internet access into psychiatric facilities. (I should know about 'em facilities, I worked in one before, he he he)

Another one. Behind every self-published, publicity-seeking Uche Nworah, is a Chinyere Kalu counting his CNN and BBC appearances. Hear her:

"Uche lest you haven’t noticed, has appeared on CNN and the BBC."

And I say congrats. I imagine that his next book, THE LONG RAINY SEASON, will have on the cover "NIGERIA'S CNN-APPEARING INTERNET JOURNALIST".

I imagine that Uche Nworah has achieved his aim, of attracting some attention, and perhaps raising the Amazon rank of his book.
He has also succeeded in giving me content for my blog (Those who know me know that my blog is ever prone to fits of silence.) Thanks to Uche (a.k.a Chi Baby), I have had some fun in the last two or so days.

It is time to move on, time to allow Nworah bask in his new found fame. Oprah is next, Sir!

PS>
But then, on second thoughts, I guess Chi baby is no more than a female alter-ego of Uche Nworah. Which means that I wasted my time replying in the first place...

angry warri boy said...

It's better to keep quiet and let people think you a fool than to open your yap and prove it
Are you guys still here? I was on call and had to run for a C/S. That's why I dropped just a sentence after reading Chi-chi's comments.
What can I say? It's just sad. You now get the personality of the chap who put up the original post. What was he/she talking about? When he/she quoted an entire paragraph of the Binj's piece, was it to show that everything he wrote was offensive? But of course, it was. That was the point, wasn't it? What better way - novel and very funny, I might add - would you, Uche, have used, if the article had been yours to write?
They say you write witty satirical pieces; what jokes do you crack? What do you satirise? The entire blogging population of naija blog is shocked by your ignorance and you accuse me of using alter egos? Am I wordsbody? Am I Chude? Am I Funmi?
When you accuse people of not reading your article before commenting, do you not feel guilty of the same?
I thought you would get the idea if it was shoved at you but it seems that for you, things have to be served small-small.
So here we go . . .
Uche... Go... back... and learn... comprehension... they still sell old copies of Ilesanmi and Mcmillian readers...
Don't pick this battle, You will not win it.

Uche Nworah said...

@ Omo Alagbede, you wrote "He has also succeeded in giving me content for my blog (Those who know me know that my blog is ever prone to fits of silence.) Thanks to Uche (a.k.a Chi Baby), I have had some fun in the last two or so days"

And my reply is: At least i have my uses.

And to the rest of the 'Sugar Hill Gang', i'm just waiting for you all to finish 'running your mouths' before i hit the delete comment button.

Shylle said...

Ha ha ha!!
I think I'd die of laughter!
Here he comes: the Big Bad Exterminator!
He's going to delete us all!
He's going to exterminate us!
Ha ha ha!

angry warri boy said...

It's alive. It's alliiive!
Uche you can go ahead and delete the comments, please.
No wahala.
Just think next time before you put words on paper.
No worry, we forgive you.
(Una like the way i do Like say he dey apologise?)

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ayotundegirl said...

there is a thin line between uche and chinyere.
chi-baby is just as stupid as chi-bobo.
incroyable!

Tayo said...

I'd say you all bury the hatchet and move on. Right now Binyavanga is in his home country probably without a clue to what is going on. I personally believe he was being ironic, and even if he was not, I've heard many Nigerians (including Igbos) refer to Igbo people as "Money Grubbers" and all the synonyms that go with it ... so I won't say he was being out of line.

Jane said...

Tayo, Just like I have heard Yoruba people being labelled as loud mouthed cowards, even by their own people. And I also wouldnt see that as being out of line. This 'lets bash the Igbos' will stop. Whereever we find it, we will attack it...PERIOD

Anonymous said...

This is the strangest thing I have read recently. Does this mean that the whole humuor of Wainaina's piece made absolutely no impression on you at all? You just absolutely did not get it, not even a bit? That's fairly impressive.
For the record, it would appear that you are a lonely minority of one, since the rest of us brought our capacity to think and to appreciate satire with us: was yours some luggage that got lost? It is in any case rather uncool to assume that everybody is so much more stupid than you are that we would not have known enough to be offended, had there been anything to be offended by in the Wainaina piece in the first place. Thank you, I suppose, for the attempt to defend our honour, such as it is, but I think most people are neither so fragile nor so unintelligent as to need guidance in matters such as these. Binyavanga Wainaina is a gem in our firmament--this attempt to tarnish him is unworthy even of as much attention as I have now paid it, so I will stop.

aikyg said...

@Chinyere Kalu
Whoa! You made those writers (or is it mechanic) workshop members sound like intellectual midgets; which on a deeper query deserves a fair measure of considerations. It is just a pity that the man (Omo Alagbede) who led me to this calumny ridden page has turned out the loser, as he was busy exposing his stark illiteracy with every juvenile post.
Mr Omo Alagbede is your typical Lagos kid, living somewhere around Oshodi or Ojuelegba. They are used to petty mudslinging. And they’d happily dabble into what they know nothing about, make a dog’s meat of it and still be insisting that they did it to save the nation.
My advice to Uche is to ignore these busy bodies, whose arguments are akin to a toddler’s babble.
Angry warri boy. Gosh!! some name and some brain (pap) to go with it.

the artless librarian said...

Wainaina himself is Kikuyu.
His piece is a work of satire. irony.

you see?

I am surprised, if you didn't pick up on the satire, how on earth is it that you would not be offended by the entire work?????

So you don't get the irony and the money-grabbing is all you have a problem with?

Brother I think you need to re-evaluate your own perspective

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Chukky Eboka said...

oh dude...i got invited to this years creative writing forum also organized by chimamanda and fidelity bank and i was just playing around on the net trying to read up history of the conference and i stumbled on your post and all the comments on it.
at first i thought all these guys tearing you a new one were just rising to the defence of their literary god who probably left them in awe after the end of the conference but then i googled the article and read it and oh dude..i'm shocked. are u a writer? really? u wrote that harmattan thingy on your homepage? ur the one in all those pictures wit the important looking men in important looking suits with the harmattan thingy book all around?

how could u not get it? how could you not get it? how could you not get it?

there has got to be an explanation. were you feeling ill the day u read the article. maybe a little fever? becos if u were of sound mind and thought the day u read that article and u still went ahead and wrote urs then dude u just discredited yourself as a writer of any worth. without reading ur book i know not to buy it. and hence not recommend it to anyone for purchase. and prob so will every person on this piece.

dude why is this article still on here. its called damage control. please take my advice and take down this article and all these comments on it before it does some major damage to your career. i know that after the first five comments you went back and re re read the article and you eventually (i hope) got it, but cos of ur pride u stubbornly and stupidly don want to pull it down. dude we all make mistakes , we forgive u, please tk down this article as it continues to reinforce your intellectual deficiecy every second it stays up.

GEEZ...by the money grubbing igbo blood that runs in my veins how could you not get it??